Offensive Dishes

Tired of adulting cutting into your reading time? Us too. 📚🍽️

There are books to read. Worlds to explore. Characters making catastrophically questionable decisions that require our immediate attention.

And yet... apparently, civilization expects us to do the dishes.

Rude.

For every reader who has ever looked up from a book, spotted the sink, and realized reality has assigned them another deeply offensive side quest:

DISHES:
the deeply offensive
SIDE QUEST
required for continued
CIVILIZATION

Because unfortunately, “I was reading” does not make the dishes disappear.

Offensive Dishes — for readers who would rather be doing literally anything fictional. 📖⚔️

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle